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| Humor with Pets | |||
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day a man was sitting on his sofa at home when he heard a knock
at the door. He got up to see who it was
but when he opened the door no one was there. Just as he was about
to sit down he heard the knock again but when he got there again,
there was no one at the door. He scratched his head, looked around
for a second and looked down to see a tiny snail on the porch.
He picked up the snail, threw it into a field across the street
and headed back inside to watch television again. Three Years Later...
The same man is sitting on his sofa watching TV and hears a knock
at the door. He gets up and goes to see who’s there and there
is no one. He looks around for a second and just as he is about
to close the door, he looks down and sees the snail who looks backup
and says “What the Hell was that all about!!?’’ ^^^A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the cave’s roof to get some sleep. Soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to shut up and let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in. OK, follow me. “He flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him. Do you see that tree over there ?” “YES, YES, YES!!” the bats all screamed in a frenzy. “Well, I didn’t!” |